Caught in a Web

Geezuz Kristmas! These band websites are getting more elaborate by the minute. Don't know what brought me to this one, but goddamn! If their music could even approach the creativity of their webpage, they'd be playing on the roof of the RnR Hall of Fame _ the Rest and Relaxation Hall of Fame in St. Petersburg, Fla. I hope to be enshrined there one day. My lifetime couch-laying average is sitting pretty at .303.