The doctor says my eyes have gotten better in the four years since my last exam. I'm going to get a weaker prescription. How 'bout that?
I didn't even ask her why they got better. I've heard of this happening to other people, but I never thought I would be so lucky.
Maybe the use of italics in my WeBLoG posts has improved my vision. Maybe reading high-quality drama has improved them (or reading high-quality baseball literature). Maybe it was all those cheese fries.
Ha! I'm hungry again. I'll see you at dinner with my improved eyesight... and my kicky, one-word ledes!
The office was boring today."