Just got word a small town letters-for-Santa-Claus campaign is getting write-ups in a lesbian lifestyle magazine AND Military Money. Everyone loves Santy Claus, see? In her defense, the flak was very, very nice.
You think I can sit here behind the glass wall and deride whomever I please? Turnabout is fair play, as witnessed a few moments later in the offices of P. Putnall Publishers, Manhattan, N.Y. ...
"Hey Allan, just got a call from Donahue."
"That blogger? That's the fifth time today."
"Yeah. He says he wants a three-book deal. A collection of his bloggings."
"Tell him to go fuck himself."
Don't think it can't happen to you.