For all my crowing about relaxation yesterday, I'm finding it difficult to get things started.
In the past I would've turned to the help of , uh, substances. Yes, I was once a WeBLoG juicer. A large part of my career has been darkened by the hand of blog-enhancing drugs.
In fact, I'm writing a book about it. I was even asked to do a little interview on the Timmy Thomas show (CAN-TV) to be aired tomorrow night at 8 p.m. Here's an excerpt...
Thomas: Do you admit to using blog-enhancing drugs?
T: What did you use?
D: Vitrodine, which is synthetic vitriol. I cut that with an irony enhancer like Symptrol. I also injected Cavex, which is a taken directly from the pituitary gland of a French existentialist. It boosts levels of alienation.
T: You've said this behavior is rampant in the WeBLoG industry.
D: I would say 80% of all bloggers use blog-enhance substances.
T: And you've also said you're willing to name names of those who are using.
D: I could tell you one right now.
D: That'll be 50 bucks.