Bumping Into Mariotti's Chair

Spring training has begun, and baseball is thick in the air like Ortho spray at the Orland Hills par-3 golf course. Just breathe it in.

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=8172116
This is my all-time favorite Friendster profile. Speaking as a couch-surfing TV spectator, I'm glad we still have Hawk and DJ.