Monday, July 04, 2005


Fourth of July. Scourge of the American intellectual. If the Right knew how little it took to disrupt the KReaTiVe LiFe machine, they'd push for more dynamite-themed holidays in Congress.

How many anti-Bush spray paint campaigns will be foiled this year because M-80's drove the conspirators to bed early while still in the planning stages?

"I just (BOOM!) need to (BLAM!) drink some herbal tea and (POW!) go to bed. I can't take this shit."

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