Fourth of July. Scourge of the American intellectual. If the Right knew how little it took to disrupt the KReaTiVe LiFe machine, they'd push for more dynamite-themed holidays in Congress.
How many anti-Bush spray paint campaigns will be foiled this year because M-80's drove the conspirators to bed early while still in the planning stages?
"I just (BOOM!) need to (BLAM!) drink some herbal tea and (POW!) go to bed. I can't take this shit."