Saturday, June 24, 2006

A Very Special Offer

Can you guess which post in the last month didn't live up to its potential. I know, but only because I spent 17 hours in the self-flagellation chamber after I posted it, so... rewrite the following post, make it better and I will reward you. Put your new version in the "comments" section below. Here it is...

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"One of the host's (Blogspot's) "featured blogs" is "Sentence of the Day." Due to the slow server time, I was unable to load up "Sentence of the Day" _ leading me to wonder exactly what this WeBLoG covers.

My theory: a site for circuit court judges to post their favorite sentencings of the day.

"1500 hours of community service... mowing my front lawn! Haw!"
"20 years hard labor. He wasn't happy about that one."
"Life. No parole. Always a classic. Hey, where are we eating tonight, guys?"

Can't beat Guzman's Tacos. 2701 S. California. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT NOT TO SERVE ESCAPEES."

3 comments:

WoundUp Corp. said...

this was a dumb idea. do you want to get some lunch?

tim said...

host's logs is Sentence serve time, I was to load.

My circuit judges post.

community mowing my Haw
"20 years. No ole. Always eating guys?"

beat Guzman 2701. California.
WE SERVE THE CAPE

WoundUp Corp. said...

THE WINNER!