Coming to a mail slot near you _ a wedding invitation. Yes, we're sending them out today. Please reply by June 1st. Hope to see you there.
(The CTA clowns are on right now. What more can they say? It's the same ultimatum. The Mayor is up there, too. If the cuts go through, it's his ass _ like Bilandic and the snow plows.)
PLEASE NOTE: NO BUS OR "L" SERVICE AVAILABLE TO WEDDING FACILITY.